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Dear Time,

The barking dog keychains with the crazy light-up eyes that you used to bribe our schoolchildren to sell magazines are a godsend. After three weeks of Christmas-break togetherness, my girls had exhausted virtually every topic of disagreement and were in danger of peaceful coexistence. Thank you for providing something new to fight about: who’s copying whose dog name.

Oh, it matters. It matters A LOT.

Parenting (sloppily)